PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IN THE PHILIPPINES

29 01 2006

Ok, my heading is so stupid. Just like what I did to some finger-toe-countable people. Just sharing my personal tips on how to piss people off by fooling them to get special Filipino treatments freebies, discounts, or free purchasing items. I mean… purchasing for free?

This one is my personal favorite.

HOW TO CHEAT PIRATED CD/CD-ROM SALESMEN/LADIES?
Initiative: Buy two or more cd-roms. It depends on the package, whether each program contains a cd or more. Plus, do NOT buy blank CD-Rs in the same store where you bought the CD-ROMS. Do NOT give them an idea that you can burn CDs. Here’s why:

  • Install the cds on your computer. Make sure you have Nero or CD Clone or anything else used for CD burning/copying application. Copy the CDs and make an image on your computer. If you have blank CD-Rs or CD-RWs or DVD-R/RWs, burn them. You now have a backup of your newly purchased CDs! (Take note: make sure you have not tampered your CDs too much, like having scratches or creased CD cover. Ensure that your CDs are guilt-free.) Go back to the place where you bought the pirated CD-ROMs. Tell them that your CDs doesn’t work. If you’re in a country where English is not the street language, speak in ENGLISH to intimidate them and utilize as much hifalutin computer jargons as possible. Why English? Just make them stupid. The longer elaborations in English, the better. Let them have the impression of you being a smart-alec.
  • Alibis that I have used already are “The cds that I bought last time are unreadable/not compatible to the requirements of my PC/does not work/have been bought by my brother/sister/cousin in [state a distant location] already/have been installed in my PC already and I was not able to notice it since my [relative/friend] did not inform me about that. Would you mind check it for a while” If they have a PC, let them check it. If it works in their system, then state that it really doesn’t work on your PC, then replace a new one. If they insist to replace it with the same program, accept it, go home or somewhere else and then return on the next day. Convince them that the cd still doesn’t work and let them replace it with a new program.

The rest of the tips you wanna grab from me in varying situations rely on how good your English proficiency is.

Or, if your English is really six-miles underground barbaric, then give it an accent or any foreign intonation. They might give you special treatment.

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Oh well, I was called by our dean about my StarStruck article. (See article below). She is absolutely GUILTY of what she did, and pinpointed me about her connectivity to my blind-item editorial column article. Take note: it’s a BLIND ITEM article. She wants to sue me with libel charges if I don’t retract my statements.

Golly… is she really that stupid? Did I mention her name? Is accusing her a ‘liar’ during the exit conference of our accreditation without mentioning her name to everyone not related to mass comm a ‘crime’? In legal terms, should an essentially opinion article be ‘questioned’? Is being a member of the faculty for 30 years be the basis of a person not to lie to other people? Is ‘uttered someting like’ a direct quote? Is the typographical error related to the subjectivity of my article?
She’ll just waste her money. To her lawyer and to me in case I file for damages. I might be a hundred thousand pesos richer. Hehehe…





OMG… ARE YOU REALLY GIAN?

25 01 2006

Great… now Gian Carlos is my friend in Friendster.

Nano ra… wa ako ginaubra… wa ako gihambae…

Ginabayag-bayag man ako…
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Nope. Hindi po ako Ilonggo. My mom’s an Aklanon.

Boracay, heeere wee coome!

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Kung alam lang nya… ani… molla!
Neo hanggungmareul chal mothe…





OMG… ARE YOU REALLY GIAN?

25 01 2006

Great… now Gian Carlos is my friend in Friendster.

Nano ra… wa ako ginaubra… wa ako gihambae…

Ginabayag-bayag man ako…
—-

Nope. Hindi po ako Ilonggo. My mom’s an Aklanon.

Boracay, heeere wee coome!

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Kung alam lang nya… ani… molla!
Neo hanggungmareul chal mothe…





ANG PAKITANG-GILAS NA BALASUBAS

25 01 2006

This was one of my favorite posts in Rickey’s Pinoy.Rickey.Org blog.
And yeah… I was so hysterical by the time I encoded this on-the-spot…

This is all about Louie Ignacio and his/her kabaklaan. Was pissed-off by his/her great influence in the verdicts of StarStruck 3.

Epal. Bakaw. Pampam. Drawing. Bading. My Kuya told me about Louie Ignacio.

NAKU…

PAPAMPAM NA LANG YANG SI LOUIE IGNACIO…

PAM-PA-PAM-PAM-PAM-PAM…

He/she’s so brash. I mean, he/she clamors everything negatively and blabs outloud with his/her seemingly indigenous mouth from somewhere else without thinking—am I being human or brutal or something?

He/she wants TV exposure. He/she wants to bring his/her stereotypical post-modern directing finesse into something that his/her own freakin’ self would be captured by the cameras. He/she wants to control everything… he/she wants to make everything else out of him and all of his/her efforts without thinking “Have I overused the butterflies or the dangling chandeliers or the hotdog balloons or the Ati-atihan drums or the pinkies or the incandescent bulbs in all of my shows like Sis?

He/she brags about his/her style. And I hated it.

Masyado na siyang nag-stick sa mga music videos na nagpasikat sa kanya. C’mon… an amateur like me would lambast his/her Regine music vids.

Arghh…

Mind if you continue my scorn and disgust to Louie Ignacio? Care if I not address his name with a direk prefix? Nalulusaw ako, mga tol.

I hate him/her.

Please continue, Rickey.

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MINSAN SA PALASYO NI JANG-GEUM

21 01 2006

This is my column article for our January Issue of The Gazette. The title is subject to change, since I haven’t finished the article. Probably tomorrow I’ll post it.

My topic is about the trend of imported TV series, the eminence of ‘escapism’ and the connection of Jewel in the Palace to our society.

Maybe you could give me suggestions. I need to submit this tomorrow.

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MINSAN SA PALASYO NI JANG-GEUM

Perverted: Neil Brian Bernardo

I STARTED watching telenovelas since the day my dad stopped feeding us with his favorite Ginisang Kalabasa; he left the Philippines to work as a sculptor designer in China. Since then, we never had primetime nights without watching TV—except of course during each 2nd day of our high school periodical exams where almost all the dreadfully cursed subjects were compressed in a single day suitable for ex-grade conscious students like me. Duh…

I was addicted to telenovelas, if not Animé programs. My mom’s the culprit. She hides the remote controller underneath the Tupperwares in the kitchen or sometimes, she just blatantly holds the remote while comfortably sitting on the sofa. We can’t complain. I had no choice but to watch. Eventually, I was moved with the stereotypical sob story of Mexican telenovelas, complete with haciendas, family feud, horses, love triangles, queridas, ‘cleavage’, and the hairy chests of the males who seemed to have undergone gym workouts as requirement to stardom.

We’ve seen those in all the telenovelas I’ve watched: in Thalia’s classics like Marimar, Maria la del Barrio, Maria Mercedes, Rosalinda; and the latest, Betty la Fea, Rosalinda, Camila, Paloma, Alicia, Daniela, Rubi, Basilio, Crispin… I mean, they were essentially and technically similar with each other. I was too much fed up with all the Mexicans and the Venezuelans, I actually passed out and got tired of them. Until I pressed no. 13 on the remote control and witnessed some good-looking guys and gals swordfighting and exchanging kamehame waves mid-air. Few weeks later, I found myself singing “Oh baby baby baby” with my pet dog Micky. Golly.

The bloom of pocketbook-inspired Latin dramas swallowed by an overwhelming influx of Asian dramas appeared to be the greatest shift of daytime and primetime Filipino TV programming (I’m referring to the majority). We get used to the tall, the blonde, the yellow and the hairy and now, we are embracing the short, the black, the white/brown, and the chinky-eyed. And the less-hairy, of course. Caucasian to Asian flavor—we are getting closer to other Asian countries.

Like most of us, I was hooked to Meteor Garden. I was hooked to their outrageous hairstyles, cartoon storyline, and F4 merchandise. I actually printed out its whole 30 paged synopsis and read it until some scalawag stole it from me. I was so spoiled I stopped patronizing it and got stuck with other Taiwanese blockbusters in GMA7 like MVP Valentine and Lavender. I became Taiwanese every afternoon for several months, until I finally changed my citizenship.

Not literally, I mean, there’s this Korean tearjerker that killed me when I first saw it. Endless Love, it was entitled, and my love for Korean melodramas seemed to never end. Unless a boom of Bombay or Mongolian series would change my mind.

And the trend went on… from Taiwanese fad, now Filipinos are kissing the feet of Koreans who are so magnificent in their melodrama masterpieces. I was frozen by the voice of their Winter Love Song, “Is this the Stairway to Heaven?” I asked myself, Suddenly, some Lovers in Paris found my frozen body floating At the Dolphin Bay. They told me, “A Little Mermaid named Irene Saved you during her Last aquatic Dance and suggested us to melt you using the Scent of Summer”. Oh yes, the lovers brought me to the Full House. Jessie and Justin gave me shelter in the Attic and fed me like a Cat. While they were feeding me, I heard clashes on the first floor. I snapped. Some 18-year-old Sassy Girls with Green Rose on their ears are inside the house. Jessie screamed, “Magnanakaw! Ninanakaw ang Jewel in the Palace!!!” I found myself gaining weight afterwards.

Jewel in the Palace (officially entitled Dae Jang-Geum or “Jang-Geum the Great”) is a 50-plus-episode, multi-million-won Korean drama whose background is based on a true story of Seo Jang-Geum, the frst and only female royal physician of the King (or the President) in Korean history. Though most of the write-up is anecdotal and only romanticizing Jang-Geum’s existence, the series is splendidly a masterpiece by simply making the Royal Kitchen the axis of political warfare and conspiracy in ancient Korea—where even the cooks of the White House can collaborate with the highest powers to topple down puppy President Bush.

The scenes are basically of intelligent cooking in which every single ingredient being served by the Tagapaglingkod ng Palasyo (Royal Servants) comprise of detailed explanations like nutritional value, historical background, therapeutic claims, and social relevance. It also focused on the Royal kitchen propagandas—where they are cogged to manipulate the Royal family with their served meals through clandestine acts, political dynasty, bribery, and everything else post modern in administration.

Say for example, the plot of executing the queen dowager of Seong Jeong’s regime by mixing poisonous nuts, the Choi’s plot of execution of Myeong-I (Jang-Geum) to ensure Lady Choi’s seat for the next Punong Tagapamahala, the Choi’s kitchen dynasty, the decision-making of the Royal family—the Kusina ng Palasyo has a great influence in politics, in monopoly, corruption, and manipulation of wealth and power. Imagine, it’s just the Royal Kitchen. Ano pa kaya ang ibang sangay ng palasyo?

It was superb. You see, the Choi clan has dominated the Royal kitchen for 4 generations. Their clan was able to inflate their wealth and their social status clandestinely while they secretly cooperate with the Ministros and the Kusina ng Palasyo under their control, their annihilation of their adversaries, inside and outside the kitchen—the very same setup in our country and other administrations as well; blatant graft and corruption, TraPos dwelling among provincial bailiwicks, the hidden demobilization and destabilization plots of the Senate and the lower Houses, coup d’etat rumors of the military (which are obliquely true), the 31st Metro Manila Film Festival noises—and just imagine if all of these started in the dining room of Malacañang or in a restaurant with the jurors of award-giving bodies. Truly, Jewel in the Palace is a magnificent narrative of, not only the contribution of Jang-Geum in breaking the barriers of sexual discrimination and female inequality, but a metaphorical setup of modern politics and social structure. I sometimes consider this series a televised yet mild Korean version of Alexandre Dumas’ Count of Monte Cristo and Jose Rizal’s Noli Me Tangere infamous Noli Me Tangere and El Filibusterismo.

No wonder I gradually gain weight while watching Jewel in the Palace on TV. Not only that it’ll educate you implicitly about social science and politics, but it also increases your appetite and cravings for spicy food. Burp!

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Kidding aside, watching entertaining shows just proves how Filipinos want to evade the political and economic travails in our country. It’s evident in the recent 31st Metro Manila Film Festival—producers of Exodus, Mulawin, and Enteng Kabisote not scared of spending millions of pesos despite the fact that our economy’s status is submerging and politics is still politics, horrific and atrocious. Empress_maruja quoted in my blog that we are conditionally under ‘escapism’. I agree to that—the word speaks to itself.

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Though my dad’s practicality and political awareness resides during our dinner conversations about Fulgoso telepathically conversing with Corazon and Marimar, his insistence of not watching teledramas never reduced our monthly thousand peso electric bill—he too was enjoying Ghost Fighter and Hunter X Hunter during the times when GMA replaced all Mexican telenovelas into animes.


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ANOTHER MADAME JUNG PHOTO

21 01 2006


Yikes! Madame Jung, ikaw ba yan?

Naku… ‘wag niyo po akong puksain!

Sige na… aamin na ako… ako po ang uminom ng sukang Persimmon ni Jang-Geum…

Wala kasi akong pambili ng lapad…

Kaya, tinungga ko ang paso na pinaglalagyan ng sukang Persimmon…

Meron pa kamong suka doon, sabi ni Jang-Geum?

Hindi… hindi po suka yon… Ano yun…
Wala po kasi akong makitang CR nun kaya…


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3RD PLACE FRUSTRATION

20 01 2006


No, I should not be frustrated.

Last Wednesday, I was forced to join the Intercollege Impromptu TV News Reporting at De La Salle University Dasma. Grabe… masyado akong nanliit.

I’m currently enrolled in a not-so-glamorous–no, that’s not the right term–pretentious university which I’ve been pestering about the so-called Mass Communication course negligence due to rumors that there have been ‘personal misfits’ between the president and the dean of our college (sheesh…)–the sole reason daw why we have not been provided with editing machines for encoding and multimedia.

When I visited La Salle– banners kaagad ni Mark Salazar ang sumampal sa kin. Something like “I am so proud to be part of this institution, that’s why I became a news anchor of GMA7″. The banners of the sponsors–Pizza Hut, and others too long to be mentioned. La Sallian days, it was. I was so flabbergasted with the gigs they had.

There’s this baratillo thingy, the food fest, the free shows in front of Julian Felibe Bldg (College of Liberal Arts)… the mp3 booths… the radio station, things that I will never see inside our university since most of its students are not that wealthy enough to spend 60 pesos a meal of La Salle canteens (in average) but the unviersity is wealthy enough to spend millions for the terra-cotta brickwork plus maroon tiled facade of our school.

The people in La Salle (except to those who are so mayabang, para silang langaw na nakapatong sa kalabaw ay feeling kalabaw na rin) are wealthy enough for the expenditures. With a 30 thousand peso worth of school fees to be spent, why not make an event extravagant? I sometimes get intimidated with the social classes overrunning inside the campus. People can afford ‘expensive’. No–some of them seemed ‘expensive’ is not part of their vocabulary, or some seemed to pretend as if they have been baptised in Ateneo. Like for example, someone offered us to buy their lumpiang saging (sheeet–ang bobo naman nila, turon lang di pa nila masabi) for 41 pesos. God, are they insane?

I was minisculed.

They have an auditorium, complete with lights, projectors, curtains, and sound system. They have an AVR, fully-airconditioned, with seats similar to SM Cinemas. They have a radio station with a 1 km radius of transmission. They have a newly-built news room.

They somewhat have what they needed. And we are so jealous.

Enough for self-scorn.

I am still happy that I’ve won 3rd place in the impromptu news reporting.

Well kidding aside, there are a lot of cool boo-boos transpired in the competition that I wanna share:

  • I am the youngest. I’m 17 years old. They are all 20 years old and above. David and Goliath tournament. Yes, I am intimidated with the age gap. The champions both from La Salle are graduating students. I’m a sophomore. Marami na silang napagdaanan. I’m a first timer. Senescence is the policy. Hehehe.
  • I picked no. 1 in the drawlots. The champions (sarcastically) picked no. 7 and 8. The last two numbers. We were only given 30 minutes to prepare. I only had 25 minutes. The champions had one hour since they have to wait for the other contestants to finish their reports. Talk about consuelo no. 1.
  • I am not comfortable with the newsroom. I’m a guest. They’re the masters. They are the ones who organized the event. Gamay na nila ang newsroom. Talk about consuelo no. 2–homecourt.
  • I was just informed 12 hours before the competition. The champions are the organizers. They already knew what’s gonna happen since they have invited Nick de Ocampo 2 weeks before the fest. They prepared the setup before we knew it. Talk about consuelo no. 3–kabisado at practisado.

O diba, partida! Nyahahahaha! I’m so proud of myself. Just kidding.

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At least I have a new phone. Hehehehe.

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BAKIT NGAYON KA LANG…

16 01 2006

Mr. Jun del Rosario, a retired Senior Manager of the News Department of ABS-CBN–slash–former field reporter–slash–former news anchor–slash–former radio announcer–slash–aspiring 1st District of Cavite Board Member… is my (I mean ‘our’) current MCOM 1 Instructor.

And to tell you the truth, it has been Nine days Eight hours 40 minutes 10 seconds (three miles.. nah!)times seven that we don’t have class sessions this semester. And my gulay–it came to a surprise to see him in person at last, not getting intimidated with his standards and achievements, not like Korina Sanchez’ purported laser-eyed attitude during my mom’s consultation in ABS eons ago. I thought, whoah, he’s Jun del Rosario, and it’s my first time to have a celebrity prof in my whole life, so I must pakitang gilas to have good impression from him. Anyways, i’m just being flabbergasted with all these celebrity stuff. Or maybe I really am StarStrucked… no, I was not… I actually obliged him to start our first class as early as possible since he had not been finished discoursing with his 3rd year studes though we’re supposed to meet him at 4 and oh it’s already 5– Great Teacher Onizuka na (hehehe… I’m so good at run-on sentences ^_^)

Anyways, he was great. We actually had good and, in my opinion, anticipating classes with him. We had simulation of news reporting (just sharing my experiences to you) like when he called each one of us and then pin-pointed any object which he apted to us to give probing descriptions of the object we are assigned to. That was fun… especially when he started using all the radios he brought to class this afternoon (well, radios which are not being provided by our universheety) and then he called my name and then handed me the radio–

I was ordered to go to the CR.

He was impressed (daw) with my impromptu report. I was supposed to create details about the comfort room where I was assigned to–physical attributes i.e.–and then what I did is I built controversial issues about the comfort rooms of CvSU. And guess what? After my report, Mr. del Rosario finally realized that we are currently having piso-per-piss CRs. As far as I can remember, some of my classmates were clapping when I arrived and then Mr. Jun del Rosario interjected “Very Good” while I delivered him the radio. Para-paraan para magyabang… nyaknyaknyaknyak.

And it interests me. Finally, not only that Mr. Jun del Rosario has arrived to sophomore registration schedule’s existence, but also it commenced a bloom within my self to pursue and work hard to establish myself as a full-fledged Mass comm stude. In short, I was inspired.

Sheet! Ang corny…

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Bakit ang galing-galing ni Jang Geum?

Oh. I know a lot about Korean culture and history. And as far as my bloodline and my competencies are concerned, never we had great discussions about her anecdotal biography. Siguro, magaling lang talaga ang writers ng Dae Jang Geum (Jewel in the Palace) kaya namangha ako sa kanyang pagluluto. In fact, I always bring with me a glass of juice or water and a huggable throw pillow each time Dae Jang Geum starts airing. Nakakagutom kasi habang pinapanood sila, especially those rare expensive recipes which they cook.

Maybe because of the rich history Jang Geum existed. Malakas ang economic and political, and sociocultural travails during her era. Notice the Queen (the young Queen, not her mother) been demonstrated as an intelligent politician. Well, she is… she stood with her principles of equitable treatment of females in the Ancient Korean society, and Jang Geum was also part of her revolutionizing motives.

Time to sleep na!

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BAKIT NGAYON KA LANG…

16 01 2006

Mr. Jun del Rosario, a retired Senior Manager of the News Department of ABS-CBN–slash–former field reporter–slash–former news anchor–slash–former radio announcer–slash–aspiring 1st District of Cavite Board Member… is my (I mean ‘our’) current MCOM 1 Instructor.

And to tell you the truth, it has been Nine days Eight hours 40 minutes 10 seconds (three miles.. nah!)times seven that we don’t have class sessions this semester. And my gulay–it came to a surprise to see him in person at last, not getting intimidated with his standards and achievements, not like Korina Sanchez’ purported laser-eyed attitude during my mom’s consultation in ABS eons ago. I thought, whoah, he’s Jun del Rosario, and it’s my first time to have a celebrity prof in my whole life, so I must pakitang gilas to have good impression from him. Anyways, i’m just being flabbergasted with all these celebrity stuff. Or maybe I really am StarStrucked… no, I was not… I actually obliged him to start our first class as early as possible since he had not been finished discoursing with his 3rd year studes though we’re supposed to meet him at 4 and oh it’s already 5– Great Teacher Onizuka na (hehehe… I’m so good at run-on sentences ^_^)

Anyways, he was great. We actually had good and, in my opinion, anticipating classes with him. We had simulation of news reporting (just sharing my experiences to you) like when he called each one of us and then pin-pointed any object which he apted to us to give probing descriptions of the object we are assigned to. That was fun… especially when he started using all the radios he brought to class this afternoon (well, radios which are not being provided by our universheety) and then he called my name and then handed me the radio–

I was ordered to go to the CR.

He was impressed (daw) with my impromptu report. I was supposed to create details about the comfort room where I was assigned to–physical attributes i.e.–and then what I did is I built controversial issues about the comfort rooms of CvSU. And guess what? After my report, Mr. del Rosario finally realized that we are currently having piso-per-piss CRs. As far as I can remember, some of my classmates were clapping when I arrived and then Mr. Jun del Rosario interjected “Very Good” while I delivered him the radio. Para-paraan para magyabang… nyaknyaknyaknyak.

And it interests me. Finally, not only that Mr. Jun del Rosario has arrived to sophomore registration schedule’s existence, but also it commenced a bloom within my self to pursue and work hard to establish myself as a full-fledged Mass comm stude. In short, I was inspired.

Sheet! Ang corny…

———————————–

Bakit ang galing-galing ni Jang Geum?

Oh. I know a lot about Korean culture and history. And as far as my bloodline and my competencies are concerned, never we had great discussions about her anecdotal biography. Siguro, magaling lang talaga ang writers ng Dae Jang Geum (Jewel in the Palace) kaya namangha ako sa kanyang pagluluto. In fact, I always bring with me a glass of juice or water and a huggable throw pillow each time Dae Jang Geum starts airing. Nakakagutom kasi habang pinapanood sila, especially those rare expensive recipes which they cook.

Maybe because of the rich history Jang Geum existed. Malakas ang economic and political, and sociocultural travails during her era. Notice the Queen (the young Queen, not her mother) been demonstrated as an intelligent politician. Well, she is… she stood with her principles of equitable treatment of females in the Ancient Korean society, and Jang Geum was also part of her revolutionizing motives.

Time to sleep na!

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GASTUSAN GALORE

15 01 2006

Set45_1 2005 is the ‘golden age of Philippine television slash movie fantasy media’.

Media… I mean, take a look around. You’ll see Exodus ads dangling on the pavement of our public train stations. You’ll see Angel Locsin’s wings spanning across the highest billboards of Metro Manila (the WINGS.. the chicken wings, silly). You’ll see the pa-tweetums Heart Evangelista appearing to be flirting with Jericho Rosales on the posters of Panday underneath the posts of superhighways. You’ll see Richard Gutierrez… you’ll se Diana Zubiri…

Hah… you’ll see all the stars who became popular in all the fantaseryes on TV, whether those TV series being aired from the Kapamilya or the Kapuso stations. (Heck… wag niyo nang isingit ang Iba Tayo. Wala pa silang budget.)

They are dominating the skyscrapers of Philippine Media economy. They consume the largest expenditures for props, sets, costumes, and CG animation integration. Integration–you pay for the software, the computers, and the labor of the CG artists, all-in-all–fortune. Ang yaman na namin siguro.

And apparently, they possess the greatest income in our TV market–starting from all their loyal advertisers down to their original merchandisers, and even to the not-so-original merchandisers–the hoodlums and the scalawags who tend to use the popularity of these shows as notebook covers, cheap junk food wrappings and even clothings from UK (ukay-ukay, dummy). Grabe, garapalan sa violation of intellectual property rights.

Speaking of the black market, 2006 is the apocalypse of TradIstas. Traditional Artistas.

Just a punchline.
Aguiluz_and_alwina
Are you still familiar with the TV show ‘Sana’y Wala Nang Wakas’ to exist on TV? What about “Till Death Do Us Part”? Or “Vietnam Rose”? Or “Ikaw Ang Lahat Sa Akin”?

Swear, 90 % of you will shake your head and an aftermath migraine will pester your consciousness perpetually for trying to recall if ever your neurons respond to your intrapersonal inquiry that these shows ever came into existence. Ang galing ko talaga sa run-on sentences. ^_^

It’s all because of the fantaseryes “Mulawin”, “Darna”, “Encantadia”, “Panday”, “Kampanerang Kuba”, “Sugo”, and “Etheria” that swallowed Maricel Soriano and the rest of her fellow tradistas who have served the primetime block as their permanent bailiwick, whole.

Kawawang mga artista. Nakain sila ng sistema… ng mainstream… ng kung ano ang uso.

Pesteng nyawa. Hehehe.

Think about it… Filipinos seem to be depreciated by accepting the fact that they (or WE) are being submerged to grave poverty. But then, what HAPPENS is superficially CONTRASTING–that is if you are reading the ENTERTAINMENT section of your newspaper.

Have watched MMFF (Metro Manila FIlm Festival 05) last night, and was surprised to see Her (deliriously unacceptable) Excellency Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo as one of the guests of the aforementioned awards night. Ponder why? It’s because she recognized that the entertainment industry is slowly making waves in a despicably greener pastures (wait a minute–waves in pastures? I’m kidding myself). And she happened to be kind enough (even the rarest instance) to donate Php 1M-worth cheque incentives to each of the movies which participated in the fest. Wow naman.. duh… that’s only a minute fraction of what she has spent with her croonies behind the Hello Garci and the Election controversies.

And notice the movies leading the box-office charts? Enteng Kabisote, Mulawin the Movie, and Exodus.. all with expenses not less than 50 Milion Pesos! Whoah!

I guess it’s because of their intimidation to Encantadia’s 100 Milion peso worth budgetary expenditures and a double of it for its income.

Nyer… but read between a wider context (nah… I’m just frenzy today).

Enteng Kabisote is expensive, but no good. Mulawin the Movie is expensive, but no good.

Worse, Exodus is VERY EXPENSIVE— and SO HILARIOUSLY RUBBISH.

G1 Heck–Bong has even planned to export the movie to other countries. Shucks, I’ll swear to myself not to visit our kamag-anaks in Thailand, China, and Taiwan… kinahihiya ko na ang sarili kong maging Filipino. Rubbish! Andun pa naman si Iya Villania… sayang… hay Iya…

Hanggang Dolby 5.1 Surround sound at Multi 3d rendering lang naman ata ang pwedeng ipagyabang ng Exodus. Basura!

Gayunpaman, it’s noticeable that produces are not scared of multiplying the holes in their bank accounts. They are not anymore frightened to spend gazilions of pesos to produce a movie or a TV show– take Encantadia, Etheria, and Exodus as examples– not anymore frightened that they might lose their properties if their produced flicks or TV shows turn into a big juicy delicious flop. Yummy.

Eto na ang uso. Pagastusan to the max. Mas magastos, mas maraming special effects, mas ok.

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Need to read “The Pretenders” by F. Sionil Jose and ‘Cien Años de Soledad’ by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Deadline is on Friday.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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