THE HELL I KNOW ABOUT BEING STUPID

PRELUDE:

It’s been a long time since I last posted here. Had two weeks of senselessness, financial inadequacies, and oh… university games. University game ‘announcing’, I suppose. Err… ‘Attention. Students not participating any track events, please clear the track!’ Damn those students who don’t understand English…

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WHY ESTUPIDORMITORIAN?

Why estupidong pinoy dormitorian (Stupid Filipino Dormitorian) ?

Hmm…

I dunno either. I am stupid.

Duh? Can’t you read?

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Joke.

So much for being brash. It’s just that each time I am asked where I currently reside in Indang, Cavite, I always reply with (in Tagalog),

“Nagdo-dorm po ako sa isang apartment sa Kaytapos”

Well, something like that. And the interviewer doesn’t fail not to notice my vocabulary contradictions. Stupid, isn’t it?

CRAP, AND MORE CRAP AHEAD

So I am the semi-appointed Editor in Chief of our 20-page community newsletter for Mr. Jun del Rosario. Then I have to write news articles and editorial columns. Then I’m the head for the Portraiture section of our photo exhibit on Wednesday. Then I have to compose then submit a letter of permission to Ma’am Diloy. Then I have to take pictures for Portrait, Landscape, Architecture, and Human Interest in Manila for the best shots. Then I have to settle an interview with Mr. Almar Red for our Management Information System case study about their prototype ‘prepaid transactions’ in De La Salle – Dasmariñas’ library. Then I have to study for our three pending long exams in Communication Theories, DBMS, and Nihongo. Then I’m gonna portray ‘Kapitan Tiago’ for our ‘Noli Me Tangere’ play production on Friday. Then we have to draft our MIS case study on Friday. Then I have to consolidate and encode my resources for our baby thesis in Communication theories. Then and then and all over again I’m gonna faint already.

And I have not started yet.

Jeez, blame it to the Intramurals week where I became the 2-day most popular male for having the (ehem… Storm signal alert) most splendid sports announcer voice/diction in the University. Brrr. (Ooops… no requests of podcasting. I know I’ll make it worse ^_^.)

Cramming is the best thing we could do with all the laziness that overloaded our muscles for the past few weeks. University games is the opportunity to shine... we had no classes for a week. So why toil for our academe if everybody seems not to care to touch their pens during these days? To make everybody happy, no one should kill our enjoyment.

Else, I’ll kill.

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I’m very very sorry if I can’t digress my intelligent juices to compose essays about politics and socio-cultural issues. I just can’t find my inspiration to do such, now that I’m losing my appetite on my Journalism course… I miss the days where student politicians debate with me.