Choo-Choo the Alexa Redirect Train

I got this from Prudence and I just want to try it out. After all, who doesn’t want to increase his/her Alexa Rank?

So you want to do it too?

Just follow the instructions:

~Start Copying Here~

Alexa Redirect Train by Carl Ocab.

Rules:

Put anything you like above this list – Chit Chat, talkies, introduce what this is. Something like that.

Start copying on the “~Start Copying Here~” and copy all the things listed without removing the links. (Of course, the train would be no use without those links.)

Move all the sites labeled “Newcomers” to the list labeled “Oldies.”

Add 5 sites that you want to include in the train and make their link like this: http://redirect.alexa.com/redirect?www.example.com then invite them to join the train.

Visit all the listed sites! (That’s not much work! Remember, if you plant good seeds they will also grow good) and look at your high Alexa ranking next week!

Newcomers:
ES2PIDO|Estudyanteng Pinoy Dormitorian
Billycoy’s Blasted Brain Blogs
The Dork Factor
YNA
Juice

Oldies:

Prudence and Madness
Unsent: Notes To and From My Former Self
L.A.’s Artworks
The Journal of the Jester-In-Exile
Atheista
Shari
Will
Ade
Liz
Helga
Female Gamer
Garry Conn
Pinoy Seminars
Sasha@Akoni
Bookmarks
Cafe Romanza
Blog About Money Online
Manila Mom
ScottPot
How to earn money online?
Quasi Fictional
Make Money Blogging!
Make Money Online 2.0
Nate Whitehill
Jozzua
Grow your Writing Business
CultureShiok
Gary Lee
Smart Wealthy Rich
TechZi
Make Money Online with a 13-year Old
Erik Karey: Internet Entrepreneur
Tjantunen.com
Hate The Grind
Earn Money Blogging

Sasha
Ate Ghee
Mousey Ju
Cai
Karen/Malaya
Wendy
Jenny
Fhaye
Karmi
Manilenya
KeysiNunez

~End Copying Here~

Win for Lowest Bids?

Oh great, you can just get an iPhone by raising the lowest bid for a product? Unbelievable?

I”m skeptical at this one. But based on the testimonials from the past winners of this program… like, huwaw, a 42′ plasma TV? For real? And for free? Holy cow, I really want to grab that opportunity.

Bids4Prizes does that. And now, for US internet subscribers only, you can grab this once–no–even as many as you want–opportunity to get items, BIG items that is, by just bidding the lowest unique bid.

Still confused? Click the badge below:

PPP direct

Am here to hire bloggers for this new affiliate program from PayPerPost.

PPP Direct cuts out the massive overhead. Why? Here’s their complete explanation of how PPP direct would be a lot more beneficial to you:

 

Keep more of the money you have earned.

 

PPP Direct cuts out the middleman (including ourselves) in transactions that are driven by your blog. You can still participate in ours and others marketplace programs if you want to, but it doesn’t make any sense to pay so much when you are generating the advertiser lead. PPP Direct only charges a 10% service fee, and nearly 5% of that is PayPal and Credit Card Fees.Think about it.
Why would you ever want to take less money? Why would the advertiser want to give half to the blog marketplace? With PPP Direct the advertiser gets more bang for their buck and you make more money.

 

Security
I can tell you that as a blogger and an advertiser I wouldn’t want to be on either side of that transaction.. sounds very messy and I could get taken on for a ride. For such as small fee I would rather know that I am going to get paid as a blogger and get my post as an advertiser. We provide a level of security for both parties that the transaction will be completed in a manner that makes buyer and seller happy.

 

Ease of Use
Our widget makes the entire process fast and easy for both parties, particularly advertisers. Advertisers can use their credit cards and don’t need to go through the painful PayPal process. They can also access their existing PPP account balance to easily make purchases.

 

Tax Reporting
If you are accepting payment for Posts you need to report that income to Uncle Sam or risk the wrath of the IRS. Every PPP Direct offer is accounted for in your year end tax statement from PPP.

 

Marketing
We are building a directory of PPP Direct bloggers and will be promoting those that have adopted the technology in the meantime. PPP Direct will ultimately mean more Opps for quality bloggers.

 

Where competitors like ReviewMe charge 50-100% markup and keep up to half your money, PPP Direct only charges a 10% fee, 5% of which goes to transaction fees for PayPal and credit card processing.

 

PPP Love

Oh, I have just started having PayPerPost in monetizing through blogs.

Be it capitalistic, but the opportunity that PayPerPost, among all web monetizing programs available on the internet, made weblogging a bit more useful and motivating, second to our point of making blogging a ‘good source of inspiration’ and ‘output of personal sorts’.

And now, even if I haven’t earned anything from PayPerPost, I love it for the following reasons:

1. It offers opportunities with considerably great amounts. Even a newbie in the blogosphere can easily pick opportunities which are open to everyone, now that they apparently are less strict to site ratings.

2. It’s user-friendly. By just posting the appropriate content and a little bit of copypasting, no worries. Just let them do the paying for you.

3. Earn while reviewing someone else’s post. A good method of interacting and monetizing all at the same time is by accommodating bona fide PayPerPost members with their blog reviews scheme. Well, for 7 bucks and a little bit of typing, who wouldn’t want to?

4. Soon, I can fill this up. PayPerPost has a lot of potentials.

As of this moment, PayPerPosting shall allow myself to earn as much as I can respectively with how I love blogging than monetizing. Or I made myself a bit haywirey. I know I will have a good start. But for now, PPP shall need your love–by loving me and my PayPerPosting.

Aissshhh… that’s a little bit cheesy.

 

Coo-King Clowns on a QB Stove On The Spot

I didn’t like that idea in the first place.

That Monday lunchtime was unholy. For 3 straight hours right after I woke up (late as usual), I attempted to finish reading Francisco Sionil Jose’s ‘The Pretenders’ without eating or drinking anything. I guess you got the idea that I didn’t even brush my teeth or wash my (eventually pimple-eradicating) face or at least changed some of my (ugh! stinking) clothes. I didn’t lift a centimeter of my body on that motherly pink satiny king size bed while surprisingly my brother and his long-time boyband buddy (brrr) were strumming loudly our electric guitar, playing wild wild My Chemical Romance’s “I Don’t Love You” and “The Black Parade” consecutively. Phew, another run-on.

Think about it; I didn’t wake myself up in spite of that wracking high volume of our desktop speakers inside our room that morning. And the ground guitar speakers. They were there, and I was there and they know that I was there. Blah.

Anyway, I fell asleep (again) for that strenuous activity. Heck, reading a novel would be tiresome for a non-literature sleazy porcupine like me. Hours prior to my waking and forced vocabulary building, I did a portion of my narrative report for the nearing deadline on Friday (FYI, it’s already my second time to finish Sionil’s novel, with the first done during my Philippine Literature book chapter summary reporting ALONE).

Then all of a sudden, my Mom, whom I had not been in good terms for the PC usage issue, woke me up hastily with winking merciful eyes and a gentle, yet persuasively convincing tone.

“Neil, ano, incoming senior and fourth year college students…”

“Grglegrlggle… eh ano ngayon?”, I mumbled

FUJWD4FMS43SD

Now what? For two freaking straight days my webhost, jaywebdesigns.com, has been down/crashed/exterminated/wiped out of our psychotic cosmos/dead.

ARRRRGH.

I had so many things to talk about but this… I can’t login… oh my gulay, DOWN AGAIN?

AAAAAAARRRRGH!

In fact, I posted a testimonial about my webhost (on his main site) that JayWebDesigns was “the coolest thing on the planet” (aside from Xtube). That it has never had downage on its servers. And that the user interface is friendly, and that I got a 1G storage capacity plus a 10G bandwidth. Pffft. I wanna fart.

I dunno why it’s down for quite a while but to tell you honestly, JWD has been generous to me. From 250mb to 1G, wow.

But it’s always down. AAARGH! Even free-webhost directories removed it from their credible list of available free hosting sites.

And then bloggers make kantyaw to me, especially that atheist weasel Benj. (Groowl you, benj.) And that indespicable sex toy maniac Billycoy (wapaak!). And that ampalaya Juice who graces her headsh0ts to me (slash!). And for sure, Manang misteryosang Shari is laughing her arse on the floor for my–thankyouverymuch–disastrous es2pido debut (toink–oh, my Pokemon Tackle bounced!) Lol.

And so I switched. Finally. To PHUC hosting (by Ems of nuovoinizio *wink *wink)

And I hope ate Ems will not disappoint me. Or I’ll spam her inbox with lots of porn…

Ulk. No ate Ems, don’t delete my account… please (*wink wink)

Of course, I’m not serious. It’s just that… aaargh! This post is the senselessest I’ve ever encoded. More senseless than the bwahahahahaha.

Sue me.

BTW, I have another url. neilbernardo.luv.ph . Just spreading the love for the Philippines via this free domain name. Isn’t that wonderful? Neil loves the Philippines! (Thunderstorms. Lightning Strikes.) Again, from Ate Ems. OMG. Ate Ems is my most abused word. Haha!

es2pido.com

Oh yes, I already have that freakin’ juicy 400 (and 10) pesos for that cheap domain name subscription in cheazey, as if I’d avail one of these coupon codes. Four hundred and ten pesos. That’s my Dasmariñas to Makati plus lunch and shipping and handling daily allowance times two unused. Basically, I have internships that require me to report only once in a while. Today is one of them.

Imagine. es2pido.com. How exciting.

Will inform you all once I already set this domain up. Of course, I will ask you how to do it.

On Monday, too, I’ll be volunteering (with my pocket ready for that 200 pesos) for the Monday polls next week. Volunteering? That would be standing outside, watching over the voters, and then after a few hours, scram. Would that be exciting? ^_^

Kabataan Cyber-Fever!

KA – Karapatan sa Edukasyon at Empleyo (Right to Education and Employment)
BA – Batayang Serbisyong Panlipunan (Basic Social Services)
TA – Talino at Galing sa Pamamahala (Excellence in Governance)
AN – Anak ng Bayan para sa Maningning na Kinabukasan (Sons and Daughters of the Nation for a Bright Future)

Our future IS our choice.

This coming May 14, vote for honest officials, for principled leadership and for change. Now more than ever is the time for the youth to be involved.

Vote for KABATAAN PARTY-LIST. Tayo naman sa Kongreso!

BLOGS for KABATAAN PARTY: Adarna’s Attic, Antala at Kaligta, Atomicgirl, Autumn Blossom, Bikoy.net, Bintana sa Kasingkasing, Bittersweet Coffee, Dashisip, Es2pido, Etsapwera, Four-Eyed Journal, Judges 6-8, I am Katerin, International Relief, Kalabaw Farm, Karlamagandasobra, Kaulayaw, Kitrotsky, lanc3.blogspot.com, Lilredbook, Mainit na Sabaw, Misteryosa.com, Mongster’s Nest, Myepinoy, Ngrksz, Otom, Punong Bathala, Rebong Baby, Rob & The Blogosphere, Sinukuan, Stephani333, Student Strike, Superportia, Talking Elephants, Tinig.com, TXTPower, Witness Statement, Young Radicals | more… | YES to Youth Representation in Congress! Link up and join the Kabataan Cyber-Fever!

Credits to Bikoy and Adarna for the links and images.

OJT-ING WITH A HEADLESS GRADUATE

I hate it when my post is published on a wrong date. All my posts in my previous blog are projected to have been uploaded a day before. Do I really have to change post dates each and every time? >:-(

And ugh. I had a lot of typos. Braargh. Why does this keyboard can’t comply with my brain? Or I really have a problem with impromptu typing?

On-The-(blow)Job training, that is.

Probably a few know (not anymore) that I am having my internship somewhere in Makati. That I can define how my ojt feels like–air-conditioning, office tables, cabinets, computers, and a lot of talking and walking and traveling and mating–I mean meeting.. Plus the ups and downs inside elevators, and oh my GOD–the heavily crowded human traffic inside the Ayala station during those unholiest ‘uwian’ (homecoming) hours.

Torrentationing

There are no pirated “An Inconvenient Truth” and “Imelda” DVDs available along the bangketa republique in Dasmariñas, Cavite. And since I have a perfectly speedy broadband connection, I ‘torrent’ed these award-winning documentaries and had my eyes feasted on it for 6 hours.

“An Inconvenient Truth” tackles about the struggles of Al Gore’s politics treatment in worldwide awareness of global warming and how alarming it is that people, in his scientific assertion, has greatly influenced the drastic increase of accumulated greenhouse gases, particularly carbon dioxide, in the atmosphere (andropogenic greenhouse gases). It is so perturbing (the greenhouse gases, not Al Gore’s storytelling of his son’s car accident and cattle) that I recommend you guys to watch it and argue with the bums of those who believe that the cosmic rays, not the increasing CO2 emission of fossil fuel burning and vehicles and over-population, are the real culprits of global warming, and that we should take Al Gore for granted.

On the other hand, “Imelda” is a documentary about the previous prestigious political and fashion world regime of Imelda Marcos during the incumbency of her less popular husband, Ferdinand Marcos. Very entertaining, very captivating, very educational, I recommend it for those who want to realize that once in our lifetime the Philippines was placed ‘under bright Tungsten lights’ on the world map–all because of Imelda and her republic and international charm–before.