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Now what? For two freaking straight days my webhost, jaywebdesigns.com, has been down/crashed/exterminated/wiped out of our psychotic cosmos/dead.

ARRRRGH.

I had so many things to talk about but this… I can’t login… oh my gulay, DOWN AGAIN?

AAAAAAARRRRGH!

In fact, I posted a testimonial about my webhost (on his main site) that JayWebDesigns was “the coolest thing on the planet” (aside from Xtube). That it has never had downage on its servers. And that the user interface is friendly, and that I got a 1G storage capacity plus a 10G bandwidth. Pffft. I wanna fart.

I dunno why it’s down for quite a while but to tell you honestly, JWD has been generous to me. From 250mb to 1G, wow.

But it’s always down. AAARGH! Even free-webhost directories removed it from their credible list of available free hosting sites.

And then bloggers make kantyaw to me, especially that atheist weasel Benj. (Groowl you, benj.) And that indespicable sex toy maniac Billycoy (wapaak!). And that ampalaya Juice who graces her headsh0ts to me (slash!). And for sure, Manang misteryosang Shari is laughing her arse on the floor for my–thankyouverymuch–disastrous es2pido debut (toink–oh, my Pokemon Tackle bounced!) Lol.

And so I switched. Finally. To PHUC hosting (by Ems of nuovoinizio *wink *wink)

And I hope ate Ems will not disappoint me. Or I’ll spam her inbox with lots of porn…

Ulk. No ate Ems, don’t delete my account… please (*wink wink)

Of course, I’m not serious. It’s just that… aaargh! This post is the senselessest I’ve ever encoded. More senseless than the bwahahahahaha.

Sue me.

BTW, I have another url. neilbernardo.luv.ph . Just spreading the love for the Philippines via this free domain name. Isn’t that wonderful? Neil loves the Philippines! (Thunderstorms. Lightning Strikes.) Again, from Ate Ems. OMG. Ate Ems is my most abused word. Haha!